Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
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