Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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