I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
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