Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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