Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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