We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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