Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
barbara walters just said penis...
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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