Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
jump out the window naked night went bad
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