Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
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