i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
There r osticjed everywhere
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
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