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(732): View more from New Jersey

pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.

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(705): View more from Ontario

I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.

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(845): View more from New York

i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7

(1-845): View more from New York

id pin you as more of an 8

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(303): View more from Colorado

once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.

(303): View more from Colorado

oh and he was serious.

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(304): View more from West Virginia

nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores

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(262): View more from Wisconsin

The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.

(651): View more from Minnesota

That baby is bound to be under-loved.

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(210): View more from Texas

every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY

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(518): View more from New York

I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas

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(512): View more from Texas

All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.

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