Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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