i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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