just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
I love having hate sex.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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