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I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
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