FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
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