Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
She tied me up with her honor cords...
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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