"it" just moved
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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