why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
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