so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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