I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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