Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Randomize
