wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
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