he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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