idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
Drunk is a universal language darling
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