Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
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