i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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