There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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