Midget sex pt 2 tonight
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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