Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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