I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
Just puked most of my soul out..
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