wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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