Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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