sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
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