i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
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