I think I just saw someone hide a body.
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
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