2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
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