I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
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