great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
You've changed since you got that strap on
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
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