i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
I just heard myself say the sentence "I'm gonna go to the bank then take a nap". 8 year old me just slapped my present self through the space-time continuum for being an old fuck.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Damn victory sex feels great
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
Also epiphany: I gotta quit fucking with dudes that have never seen Harry Potter. They all turn out to be shitheads who probably eat honeydew.
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