So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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