I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
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