Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
Randomize
