i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
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