wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
nutella sex= disaster
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
Randomize
