Me. At least after what I've been through.
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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