Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
Randomize
