If i come over, it means nothing
Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
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