Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
