I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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