So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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