I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
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